Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story
He might be a beast but his castle is to die for!
Award-winning adult-panto queens He’s Behind You! return with a ridiculous new version of the 18th greatest love story ever told. Be our guest in the frostbitten Scottish village of Lickmanochers where inexperienced mummy’s boy Bertie becomes the prisoner of an aristocratic brute with lustrous body hair and a castle that's just begging for a makeover. As the snow falls, it's not just the tension that rises...
Starring the best dame in town Matthew Baldwin (“sublime” - Guardian; “wonderful” - Time Out) and packed with big laughs, daft frocks, hilarious songs and all the panto trimmings, don’t miss London’s top festive night out. It’s fabulous fun - just NOT for all the family.
Age Restrictions
Strictly ages 18+.Performance Times
Now taking bookings for performances up until Sun 11th January 2026.
Show times for each day are below.
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1.00pm
5.00pm
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Charing Cross Theatre Details
Bus routes: (Strand) 6, 9, 11, 13, 15, 23, 87, 91, 139, 176
Night buses: (Strand) 6, 23, 139, 176, N9, N11, N13, N15, N21, N26, N44, N47, N87, N89, N91, N155, N343, N551
Nearest rail: Charing Cross
Tube lines: Bakerloo, Northern
Nearest tube: Charing Cross
Directions
from Charing Cross :
(1 min) The theatre is under Charing Cross station; it can be accessed at Cravens Passage just off Villiers Street
Car park: Trafalgar (10mins)
In congestion zone?: No
Facilities at Charing Cross Theatre
Air conditioned
Bar
Disabled toilets
Toilets
Wheelchair accessible
Charing Cross Theatre Location
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Beauty & The Beast - A Horny Love Story
Charing Cross Theatre, London
Running time: 2hr 20 min. Incl 1 Interval.
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