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Noises Off

Michael Frayn’s celebrated play serves up a riotous double bill – a play within a play. Hurtling along at breakneck speed, Noises Off follows the on and offstage antics of a touring theatre company as they stumble their way through the fictional farce, Nothing On. From the shambolic final rehearsals before the opening night in Weston-Super-Mare, to a disastrous matinee in Ashton-Under-Lyme seen entirely, and hilariously silently, from backstage, we share their final, brilliantly catastrophic performance in Stockton-on-Tees.

Performance Times

Now taking bookings for performances up until Sat 16th December 2023.

Show times for each day are below.

Mon

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Tue

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Wed

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Thu

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Fri

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Sat

2.30pm
7.30pm

Sun

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Noises Off photo from the show
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Noises Off photo from the show

Theatre Royal Haymarket Details

Buses Icon Bus routes: (Haymarket) 3, 6, 9, 12, 13, 15, 19, 23, 38, 53, 88, 139, 159

Night Buses Icon Night buses: (Haymarket) 6, 12, 23, 88, 139, 453, N8, N19, N38, N97, N3, N13, N15, N136, N159

Rail Icon Nearest rail: Charing Cross

London Underground Icon Tube lines: Bakerloo, Piccadilly

London Underground Icon Nearest tube: Piccadilly Circus

Directions Icon Directions from Piccadilly Circus :

(5mins) Go along Coventry Street and then take Haymarket on the right where the theatre will be approx. 200 metres along.

Parking Icon Car park: Leicester Square, Whitcomb Street (2mins)

Congestion Zone Icon In congestion zone?: Yes

Facilities at Theatre Royal Haymarket

Air conditioned

Bar

Disabled toilets

Infrared hearing loop

Toilets

Wheelchair accessible

Theatre Royal Haymarket Location

8 Haymarket, London, SW1Y 4HT
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Noises Off

Theatre Royal Haymarket, London

Running time: 2h 20m (incl. interval)

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