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The Falcon's Malteser

New Old Friends and James Seabright present The Falcon’s Malteser by Anthony Horowitz

Don’t miss this acclaimed stage version of Anthony Horowitz’s hilarious novel introducing the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency. Tim is the world’s worst private investigator, so can the help of his clever younger brother Nick be enough to crack their toughest case yet?

A solitary box of Maltesers is delivered by a miniature Mexican, but what’s so special about these chocolates that half of London's criminal underworld are willing to kill for them? New Old Friends’ acclaimed adaptation features four actors playing dozens of characters, comedy songs, and a fully realised car chase on stage!

★★★★★‘Wonderful fun for both young and old ’The Spy in the Stalls

★★★★‘Highly entertaining…compelling and funny’ LondonTheatre1

★★★★‘Excellent… bundles of fun and excitement’ Love London Love Culture

★★★★‘A must-see for anyone in London’ My Theatre Mates

Adapted by Feargus Woods Dunlop

Directed by Lee Lyford with Heather Westwell

Designed by Carl Davies

Originally produced by New Old Friends in association with Theatre Royal Bath’s egg and Newbury Corn ExchangeDo not miss this acclaimed stage version of Anthony Horowitz’s hilarious novel introducing the Diamond Brothers Detective Agency. Tim is the world’s worst private investigator, so can the help of his clever younger brother Nick be enough to crack their toughest case yet?

A solitary box of Maltesers is delivered by a miniature Mexican, but what’s so special about these chocolates that half of London criminal underworld are willing to kill for them?

New Old Friends’ acclaimed adaptation features four actors playing dozens of characters, comedy songs, and a fully realised car chase on stage!

Age Restrictions

8+

Performance Times

Now taking bookings for performances up until Sun 25th August 2019.

Show times for each day are below.

Mon

-

Tue

7.00pm

Wed

3.00pm
7.00pm

Thu

7.00pm

Fri

7.00pm

Sat

3.00pm
7.00pm

Sun

3.00pm

The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show
The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show
The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show
The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show
The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show
The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show
The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show
The Falcon's Malteser photo from the show

Vaults Details

Rail Icon Nearest rail: Waterloo

London Underground Icon Tube lines: Northern, Bakerloo, Jubilee

London Underground Icon Nearest tube: Waterloo

Directions Icon Directions from Waterloo :

Leave Waterloo via Exit 1. Turn right onto Station Road Approach & keep on the right hand side. Walk to the bottom of the road & down the first set of stairs. Turn right at the bottom & the entrance is 10m on the right hand side.

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Facilities at Vaults

Bar

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Vaults Location

Lancelot Street, Waterloo, London, SE1 7AD
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The Falcon's Malteser

Vaults, London

Running time: 80 minutes

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