A Very Naughty Christmas

Santa’s coming! (Too soon?)

Direct from down under, Australia’s favourite adults only Christmas comedy is coming to London, and trust us, the tree won’t be the only thing getting lit!

This Christmas, let loose and indulge in some adult-only ‘elf-care’ with our live band, eight above-average performers and plenty of surprises from Santa’s sack.

If you like having a laugh, partial nudity and a playlist with everything from classic carols (which you’ll never hear the same way again) to modern pop, A Very Naughty Christmas is the show that’s sure to get you in a holiday mood. So whether you’re planning to be naughty or nice this year, pour a glass of cool Chardy and join us for a night of escapism, debauchery and some very rogue jingle bells.

Important Information

This production contains adult content, language, partial nudity, drug references, strobe lighting effects, haze and loud noises.

Age Restrictions

Strictly ages 18+ only.

Performance Times

Now taking bookings for performances up until Sat 11th January 2025.

Show times for each day are below.

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