Da Vinci’s Laundry

Two Art salespeople. One Da Vinci. Or is it a Da Vinci?

Da Vinci’s Laundry is a razor-sharp crime comedy set in the champagne-soaked, morally compromised world of high-end art.

A rip-roaring examination of masterpieces, money laundering, romance and how the art world stopped being about art and started being about Power.

Following the hugely successful run of Thanks For Having Me, Keelan Kember returns to Riverside Studios Main Stage with a brand new blistering satirical comedy - premiering for a strictly limited run.

Important Information

Contains haze, strong language, violence & threats, death references, sexual, sexist & misogynistic references, racism & racial stereotyping, and alcohol & drug references

Age Restrictions

Ages 14+. Everyone, regardless of age, must have their own ticket to enter the theatre. Children under the age of 16 must be accompanied by and sat next to a ticketholder who is at least 18 years old.

Performance Times

Now taking bookings for performances up until Sat 25th October 2025.

Show times for each day are below.

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Location

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