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The Liar, The Bitch and The Wardrobe (A very adult panto)

The Liar, The Bitch and The Wardrobe! The year is 1939, The blitz and not the ballroom kind. Britain is at war, spam is on the menu and two evacuees, who may be hiding a secret of their own, flee London and escape to the country for a simpler life. All seems to be going to plan until a trip in to the closet, transports them both to an unknown land and makes them question if the closet is where they want to be at all. They embark on a raucous adventure meeting ‘almost’ recognisable characters: Mr Topless, The Hungry Beaver, The Tight Bitch and Asslan, as they pursue their own personal quest of discovery, to become Queens of the kingdom and solve that ultimate age old problem: world peace!

Important Information

Contains scenes of adult nature and themes, strong language, haze or smoke and strobe.

Age Restrictions

Ages 16+.

Performance Times

Now taking bookings for performances from Thu 21st November 2024 until Sun 22nd December 2024.

Show times for each day are below.

Mon

-

Tue

-

Wed

7.30pm

Thu

7.30pm

Fri

7.30pm

Sat

3.00pm
7.30pm

Sun

3.00pm
7.30pm

Turbine Theatre Details

Buses Icon Bus routes: 44, 137, 452

Night Buses Icon Night buses: N44, N137

Rail Icon Nearest rail: Battersea Park

Parking Icon Car park: Chelsea Bridge Wharf Car Park

Congestion Zone Icon In congestion zone?: No

Facilities at Turbine Theatre

Toilets

Turbine Theatre Location

Arches Lane, Circus West Village, London, SW11 8AB
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The Liar, The Bitch and The Wardrobe (A very adult panto)

Turbine Theatre, London

Running until: Sun 22nd December 2024

Running time: 2hr. Incl. 1 Interval.