The Liar, The Bitch and The Wardrobe! The year is 1939, The blitz and not the ballroom kind. Britain is at war, spam is on the menu and two evacuees, who may be hiding a secret of their own, flee London and escape to the country for a simpler life. All seems to be going to plan until a trip in to the closet, transports them both to an unknown land and makes them question if the closet is where they want to be at all. They embark on a raucous adventure meeting ‘almost’ recognisable characters: Mr Topless, The Hungry Beaver, The Tight Bitch and Asslan, as they pursue their own personal quest of discovery, to become Queens of the kingdom and solve that ultimate age old problem: world peace!
Important Information
Contains scenes of adult nature and themes, strong language, haze or smoke and strobe.Age Restrictions
Ages 16+.Now taking bookings for performances from Thu 21st November 2024 until Sun 22nd December 2024.
Show times for each day are below.
Mon
-
Tue
-
Wed
7.30pm
Thu
7.30pm
Fri
7.30pm
Sat
3.00pm
7.30pm
Sun
3.00pm
7.30pm
Bus routes: 44, 137, 452
Night buses: N44, N137
Nearest rail: Battersea Park
Car park: Chelsea Bridge Wharf Car Park
In congestion zone?: No
Toilets
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The Liar, The Bitch and The Wardrobe (A very adult panto)
Turbine Theatre, London
Running until: Sun 22nd December 2024
Running time: 2hr. Incl. 1 Interval.